The End of the World

Please click on the link below to read today's sermon (delivered to our Wednesday Morning Communion folks) on the subject of our preparedness for the end of the world. Please CLICK HERE to read it.

To whet your appetite...here are the opening words...

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

The Times:
WE'RE DEAD

The Financial Times:
STOCK MARKETS PLUMMET AS WORLD ENDS

The Sun:
ELVIS IS ALIVE!!

The Guardian:
PRIME MINISTER SAYS ‘THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER’

The Telegraph:
TORY LEADER SAYS ‘THE GOVERNMENT IS TO BLAME’

The Daily Mirror:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Playboy:
SEXY GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Readers Digest:
LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE

Time Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Radio Times:
DEATH, DISASTER AND DAMNATION: EASTENDERS RATINGS SOAR!

The Watchtower
WE TOLD YOU SO

The Church Times
THE END MAY BE NIGH, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, IT MAY NOT

Woman’s Weekly:
LOSE A STONE BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!